one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
(via the-nuclear-girl)
pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them
(via icy-brunette)
i’d love to take u on a d8 but sadly i am just a french frie and ur momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone
(via c-teardrops)